Well, I've seen some rubbishy television shows but this one takes the biscuit---or rather, the cracker. In what can only be total desperation Animal Planet is set to air a TV documentary called “Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots.''
Yes, this is a one-hour look at what the infamous Hollywood Madam is up to now, after a three-year stint in rehab and nearly two decades of legal troubles since feds busted up her lucrative illegal sex kingdom.
And what she is up to is owning parrots.
Fleiss, who lives in Pahrump, Nevada, also spends her time operating a laundromat called Dirty Laundry and planning a doggie day care venture.
“I never, ever thought that I would end up here, but everything happens for a reason,'' said Fleiss in an Animal Planet announcement. “Some people call me a crazy lady who plays with birds. It's been a crazy way to reinvent myself, but I love these birds and I will be successful.''