Glad to know that age hasn't calmed that outrageously incorrigible drinker, diner and carouser Michael Winner.
One of his stories involved Sophia Loren, whom he directed in Firepower. He said she called him, upset that paparazzi had taken pictures of her topless. With typical Winner panache he asked:"Did your tits look good, dear?" "Well, yes," she conceded.
"No problem, then!" said Winner.